Dude, is that Soundcheck Rock?
April 22, 2010, 18:54 GMT+5 by chris
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How many times have you been out on the town and thought to yourself “you know what the fans at this experimental / IDM / glitch / ambient electronica show would really like to hear over the PA system? Some Skynrd, man!”? Well, it’s time to stop thinking and pick up the phone. Call our toll-free number and order Soundcheck Rock today!
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More Steely Dan
A Perfect Circle
Still More Steely Dan
Even More Steely Dan
Stravinsky’s Rite of…Just Kidding, It’s Steely Dan
Some Sort Of Mark Knopfler Ry Cooder Chet Atkins Type Thing
How Many Albums Did Steely Dan Even Put Out, Anyway?
Seriously, What Is The Deal With The Steely Dan Thing?
Post-Waters Pink Floyd
I Swear if I Hear One More Steely…Oh, It’s Donald Fagen “The Nightfly”.
…and Steely Dan.
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